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- Are you ready to have a baby? - We know how to use condoms. We put them on cucumbers in sex class. - First of all, putting them on cucumbers is just setting yourself up for disappointment… Raising Hope, Season 2, Episode 18: Poking Holes in the Story Zoom

- Are you ready to have a baby?

- We know how to use condoms. We put them on cucumbers in sex class.

- First of all, putting them on cucumbers is just setting yourself up for disappointment…

Raising Hope, Season 2, Episode 18: Poking Holes in the Story

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It really was no Mirakel

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Ron Swanson (about bowling): Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating. Zoom

Ron Swanson (about bowling): Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
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