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Posts tagged Comedy
Posted 1 year ago
Gloria Akalitus (refusing to shake his hand): It’s cold season, Dr. Cruz
Nurse Jackie, Season 4, Episode 1: Kettle-Kettle-Black-Black
Posted 1 year ago
But the drugs you all take! I mean, ecstasy, a drug that makes you love everyone? That sounds like hell to me!
John Waters, This Filthy World (2006)
Posted 1 year ago
- Do you want to experiment with a role play rape fantasy?
- NOOO!
- That’s the spirit…
Posted 1 year ago
- Are you ready to have a baby?
- We know how to use condoms. We put them on cucumbers in sex class.
- First of all, putting them on cucumbers is just setting yourself up for disappointment…
Raising Hope, Season 2, Episode 18: Poking Holes in the Story
Posted 1 year ago
Dallas Royce: So George, are you here to tell me how to live my newly single life, oppress me, finess me, redress me, wrap me head to toe in a sherpa?
George Altman: Ah… I think you mean a burka.
Suburgatory, Season 1, Episode 16: Poetic Justice
Posted 1 year ago
Superdate
From How I Met Your Mother, Season 5, Episode 17: Of Course
Posted 1 year ago
Ted: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Nora: Oh, I am a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder. But, I guess I’m just not as strong as you are.
Ted: That’s ‘cause you need protein.
How I Met Your Mother, Season 4, Episode 5: “Shelter Island”
What'll I do? When I am wond'ring who
Is kissing you
What'll I do?
