- Do you want to experiment with a role play rape fantasy?
- That’s the spirit…
- Are you ready to have a baby?
- We know how to use condoms. We put them on cucumbers in sex class.
- First of all, putting them on cucumbers is just setting yourself up for disappointment…
Raising Hope, Season 2, Episode 18: Poking Holes in the Story
From How I Met Your Mother, Season 5, Episode 17: Of Course
Ted: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Nora: Oh, I am a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder. But, I guess I’m just not as strong as you are.
Ted: That’s ‘cause you need protein.